Grasshoppa Tacos!

wax on wax off

One of my luchidors Mike just wised me up to these grasshopper tacos. I’d hit it.

Restaurant critic Robert Sietsema describes them as “meaty, crispy and strangely addictive” and, if you keep your eyes closed, “aren’t all that different from say, pork tidbits”. They are also highly nutritious, low in fat and contain pound for pound, twice the protein content of beef.

Preparation: Send children outside to chase grasshoppers. Get the most demonic child to remove all of the grasshoppers’ wings and legs. Once this is done, the cooking is up to you. Heat up some frying oil in a shallow pan, then sautée garlic, chili and onions until the onions are translucent. Remove and discard onions, chili and garlic from the oil, leaving only the oil in the pan. Place the grasshoppers in the oil until crisp and brown. Make sure you cook them thoroughly though, as sometimes they can contain parasites. Remove the grasshoppers and drain them well on paper towel. Similar to the process of taking a tequila shot, sprinkle salt over the top of your grasshoppers, (like you would your hand before licking it off pre-tequila consumption) then squeeze some lime over them (like you would squeeze lime into your mouth, post-tequila consumption).

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Recipe: Torontomatillo Salsa

Thursday night, preppin for Phil’s big going away party tomorrow. Strippers, tequila, hobos, firecrackers and of course, tomatillo salsa.

Salsas like the greatest stuff you can bring to a party. The hotter it is, the more girls will be all over you- thats just a fact of life. This is my own specialty concoction that you can make no problem.

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What York is good for

My burrito informant Dana just slung me the news that a Z-Teca Gourmet Burritos opened on York’s campus a week ago, right next to Blueberry Hill. I havent tried this franchise out yet, but theyre creeping up all over the downtown core.

So if youre a York student and most likely skipping class, head on over to Z-Teca.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Toronto-ON/z-teca-Gourmet-Burritos/33143407604

2009: Year of the Taco

Im supposed to go suit shopping for my sisters wedding today. But I had a better idea that didnt envolve old men yanking at my delicate loins.

My top 5 tacos of 2009
This list is solely based on the taco itself. Pretty much if i could snap my fingers and have a half dozen tacos fall onto my pajamas right now, they would be:


#5 
Tacos El Asador

El Asador is probably the most popular spot on Bloor for tacos. The bigass piece of pineapple in the al pastor pork taco gives me flash backs of good times with pals from uni eating there. Comes served on doubled-up tortillas.

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Who the hell doesnt want a free toque?

MUH HEADS COLD

When your mom buys 2 Old El Paso products because shes afraid of ethnic restaurants, save those boxes! You’ll get a free toque!

Just a heads up… GET IT??

Groceries at La Tortilleria

Me, Jay, and his sister went down to the nitty gritty to buy some goat leather and grab some grub. It was a family affair, so it was fitting that I take em to La Tortilleria on Dufferin.

If you ever need to do some Mexicano grocery shopping or buy some ridiculous peñatas OR grab some cheap authentic tacos, then La Tortilleria will take care of you. Just dont come here on the coldest day of the year like we did, because they’re lacking any kind of heat in there. Its 95% grocery store, but that other 5% is some sweet ass tacos. Youve got 2 tables in the back of the store to do your business, or just take em to go.

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Authentic tacos hit the suburbs

Less than a week till Christmas, and all I really want is some good tacos.
No, scratch that, I want some great tacos. And I want to eat them with the year old change I found in my winter jacket.

Enter La Taquiza. Its spanish for the Toni Kukoc of taco joints in Toronto. Looks like a below average spot in a strip mall full of crappy stores from the passer by, but its got what the others don’t - Heart. Spicy, jabanero flavored heart. Toni Kukoc got socked to the bench when MJ came back to the Bulls during the ‘95 season but he still racked up the points behind Jordan and Pippen. What I’m saying is La Taquiza is located in one of the shitty strip malls just outside the king turd Vaughan Mills. Not the first place I would expect one of the best taco spots in Toronto to live.

Technically its not even Toronto; technically its in the heart of the burbs at Jane and Rutherford Road. But thats just how the taco gods work sometimes.

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Another reason to live in Cali

Its not the loch ness monster, its not bigfoot. Its the Kogi BBQ truck.
Korean style tacos are taking over spots in Hollywood, Venice Beach and UCLA. These taco trucks are rediculous, and I need some in my life. Follow em on twiddle diddle twitter to see where they’re camped out.

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Some slowmo exploding tacos to tie you over until the next review…
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