Fish taco sighting at Moxies??

I took the girly out for some fancy food because she finished university with all As on her transcript. Im pretty sure she could invent a taco better than anything I’ve ever eaten, but shes going to use her brain powers for medical stuff instead. I guess we have different definitions of helping people.

We pass on the taco shacks and go for Moxies.
I thought I was going to have to settle for a spinach salad with some girly stuff on top, but then I saw they had California Fish Tacos on the menu. It stood out more than me at P-mall, so I had to order.

Expectations were low, but I was still pretty pumped to mow down. The grub arrives and I have 3 massive fish tacos laid out in front of me with a ramekin of salsa. The salsa was actually home made, but was missing a bunch of ingredients like lime juice, cilantro, and flavour. Probably the worst part of these tacos were their shells. They clearly through down some frozen tortillas onto their grill for way too long and it was super stiff. AND it was flour, not corn tortillas, tsk tsk.

They were pretty generous with the fish, but it was still too honkin huge. Throw down some guac moosh and lettuce instead of cabbage, and you have yourself a hot mess like most of the girls in the restaurant.

Again, for reference, fish tacos are super simple: fish, cabbage, lime, some pico, and that white sauce thats like a mexican tartar sauce. This is what I would pick up every day in california for lunch, and then reuse their hot sauce samples to make ghetto pasta sauce for the evenings.

Dont get me wrong, I love eating dinner with the girly, but ordering fish tacos at Moxies is like trying to watch avatar at rainbow cinemas. Its just stupid. Im glad theyre creating awareness though.

Rating: 2/5